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  Name:  Ana
  Age:  19
  Occupation:  Student
  Country:  Portugal
  Website:  www.meia-calca.com

Yuk! Isabela has said that we should have a watersports section. I mean, urgh, that's disgusting! people peeing over themselves and other people?! Isabela pointed out that many

Things got strange today. It was Isabela's fault. Mrs Fraga is of course still very upset over the loss of Toto (the police have been useless, the kidnappers fled and now it seems certain that poor

Our neighbour, a sweet old lady

Just a quick line as I'm going out with Rob again this evening (we had a super time on Wednesday!)...

I'm going to do a Review section for the web site, where each week I'll select some interesting Meia-calca photos and comment on them. I'm not taking any notice of Isabela, who says that the punters won't be interested in photo reviews and just want to get their rocks off. I believe there can be such a thing as 'intelligent porn', and I'm going to prove it!

I can't show my entire photo review here because the pic is too graphic. Instead, just the text, with the naughty bits censored...

For my first photo review I've chosen a girl who's not wearing pantyhose. What we like about this photo is that the girl is obviously an amateur – probably a student, in her digs – yet the shot is well composed and incredibly erotic. The blue stockings, the soles of her feet, her spread and inviting *****, her puckered ********, all scream 'sex'. Notice also the angular right shoulder blade, the glimpse of a pert breast, her long hair hanging down, the blue slippers on the floor and the clothes scattered around the room. The girl is looking to the right: obviously she's viewing herself in a mirror. This seems to suggest that she's alone in the room and the picture's being taken by a camera with a timer. This photo gives the aura of a horny young student who's just aching for a stiffy.

I am no longer a waitress! Rob's offered me a part time job as a translator (I'm fluent in Portuguese, French and English). HOORAH!

 
God bless Bush and all the looney right wing Christians!

A dreamy weekend with Rob, and today Izzy has been telling me about something called USC 2257. To begin with I didn't listen much as Izzy prattled on about the Bush administration and neo-cons and the looney Christian Right and how they're trying to shut down all online porn. Put simply, 18 U.S.C. 2257 is a new section of the United States Code and US Penal Code which specifies that anyone who produces sexually-explicit media must have documentation to show that the models used were 18 years or older. The Bush brigade say that it is aimed to stop child pornography. At first glance this may seem quite laudable, except that it won't do anything to stop child porn and is a draconian law designed to stop all online porn, fullstop. America..? Hah, I'd rather live in Iran!

It was only when Izzy got on to the next bit that I took notice: most adult webmasters don't have the correct documentation to prove the age of the models they feature. This means that large numbers of adult sites are being put out of business by 2257. But what about us?! Izzy said that as Europeans we're not subject to mad US laws and thus 2257 means diddly squat. It does effect most of our rivals, though, which means that there's more $$$ in the pot for us.

Disaster has struck... we've lost everything

All our photos were on that laptop, and we don't have enough money to buy another laptop, or another digital camera. It looks like Meia-calca.com is sunk...

Isabela's being a bitch again. She says that if I hadn't been on my mobile to Rob we'd still have our laptop and camera.

We saw the bank manager today and he refuses to give us another loan. It appears that all our hard work over these last months, all those thousands and thousands of photos we took, have been for nothing. Snatched away by a scumbag thief... a thief?! It was at this point that Isabela suggested that we get permission to use other people's photos and movies on our web site. But what about our artistic integrity? I asked. "Stuff artistic integrity",

said Isabela, "there's money at stake here; besides, eveyone uses everyone else's content".

In the end I reluctantly agreed to this plan, but only until we can recreate our own photo collection. Which still leaves the problem of a good digital camera and a powerful computer connected to the internet...

Stayed over at Rodrigues' place last night. Didn't get much sleep though because I was up till the wee hours on his computer (he has high speed internet access - WHEEEE!). What a job to try and find decent photos for the web site! There's a plague of TGPs on the net (TGP stands for Thumbnail Gallery Post) and most times you click on a thumbnail and instead of getting a full-size photo you just get taken to another TGP. You keep going round and round in circles and it can be ten minutes or more before you do finally get to a proper photo gallery! Then there's all the pop-ups and spyware and viruses that you get from a lot of these sites. Yeah gods, I had to close down and restart the computer three times!

Porn on a paper platter

When you visit a pay-to-view porno site the chances are very likely that the content will have come from the major players. As a result the content has a sameness about it. There's nothing that's fresh and original. On top of this the layout of these web sites all follow a similar template. It's a bit like being forced to eat only at McDonalds. Of course, there are independent sites out there which are artistic/creative and offer unique content. But how do surfers find them when the internet is awash with the McDonalds-type sites?

But fear not dear surfer, Ana will get for you the best pantyhose porn on the net - even if she has to put up with the attentions of Rodrigues in the process!

I must admit I was a bit dubious about using other people's material, but as Isabela explained we're putting together a vast archive for our members, which means that they won't have to spend hours and days searching the net themselves, and on our site they are safe from pop-ups, spyware, viruses and all the other trash which goes with internet porn. Not to mention the fact that as well as an almost constant hard-on, Rodrigues also has a very good digital camera...

He was found in a countryside ditch by a mushroom farmer. It seems that the kidnappers treated Toto awfully, because he had a broken leg and injuries to his back and tail. The mushroom farmer carried Toto to a nearby vets, where they took care of him. But this is the really amazing bit: Toto no longer had his identification collar and so of course they didn't know who he belonged to. But Mrs Fraga's Brazilian boyfriend has an iguana which suffers from constipation. It just so happened that the iguana couldn't be treated immediately at its usual vetenary surgery, so the Brazilian boyfriend took it to another vet; and yes, you've guessed it, it was the one which was taking care of Toto! The Brazilian boyfriend recognised Toto and rang Mrs Fraga. A happy ending - *sighs*.

It's been a wonderful week! Rodrigues has a HUGE collection of internet porn and he's letting us use whatever we want (I've stayed at Rodrigues' place every night this week). We've found a very reputable and secure payment processor and meia-calca.com is now open for business!

Now we can just sit back while the money rolls in... hmm, it's not quite that simple, because the internet is vast and there's more than 4 million other porno sites out there. You could have the best site in the world, yet if surfers can't find it you won't get any members. So, you need to generate traffic to your site. The usual way of doing this is to simply exchange banner ads with other porn sites. Problem is, competition is so fierce that a webmaster won't give you a banner exchange unless you can guarantee as much traffic from your site as they'll give you from their site. But if you've just started a porn site you haven't yet got any traffic to trade! Then there's search engines,

The more Izzy tells me about 'traffik' the more depressed I become. Apparently, these days adult webmasters are more interested in traffik than in a porn site's quality. The theory being that even if your web site's a bit dodgy, if you can get traffik in

Talking of which, today I did my first bit of translation work for Rob. It was just dreamy to see him again! Things were a bit strained between us, though, because of all the time I've been spending with Rodrigues. And now I am seriously considering walking away from meia-calca.com....

Wow! Izzy has been telling me how much money we can make from meia-calca.com. We charge just 25 Euros a month for membership, but if you do the maths...

10 members paying 25 Euros = 250 Euros a month
50 members = 1250 Euros a month
100 members = 2500 Euros a month
500 members = 12,500 Euros a month!
etc, etc.

This is serious money!

                      *passes out*

And there is still the problem of traffik. Isabela and I are two impoverished students. We just don't have the money to buy traffik. In fact our meagre resources have almost run out and the bills keep piling up. If we don't get some paying members soon we'll end up starving in the gutter!

God, it's been one of those days...

Pedro paid us a visit this morning. He's been a nice landlord, yet now he's saying that he'll have to evict us if we don't pay him the back rent that's owed. Pedro has given us two weeks from today to find the money, or else!

Then, this afternoon, a baliff turned up on our doorstep. He had been sent by the bank. Can you believe it? we're only one month behind on the loan repayments and already the bank's setting the baliffs on us! The bastards! Mrs Fraga and her Brazilian boyfriend came out to give us moral support. Things got a bit heated. The Brazilian boyfriend's iguana bit the baliff, who's now threatening to sue for damages!

And so am I! ARRRRRGHHHHH! because I've got a raging toothache which started last night and has been killing me ever since. I've made an emergency appointment for this afternoon. I hate dentists, but alas there is no choice...

Ah, bliss...

Perhaps it was the relief of having my bad tooth removed this afternoon which made me blurt out my problems to Mr Vava, the dentist. Mr Vava comes from Uruquay and is a family friend. I begged him not to tell my parents about meia-calca.com and all the rest of it. He gave me a tissue and promised to keep it all a secret. Mr Vava then told me that he used to run a pay site for fellow transsexuals. He said that if you're new to the adult biz you should never start out with a pay site, because it takes a lot of skill and experience to make money out of them, not to mention an awful

lot of hard work. Well, I know about the hard work! Mr Vava said that newbies should begin with a free site, through which they'll learn the tricks of the trade about generating traffic, etc. Ah yes, I also know about 'traffik'!

It appears that Isabela and I have been very naive about things. We held another council of war this evening and decided that we have no other choice: we will have to sell my dear little car in order to pay the back rent we owe.

*sniff*