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Ana in white pantyhose
 
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  Name:  Ana
  Age:  19
  Occupation:  Student
  Country:  Portugal
  Website:  www.meia-calca.com

Saturday 10th December 2005.

We've been open for business for two weeks now and we still don't have a single paying member *humpf*. Isabela and I have joined one of those 'adult webmaster' forums to try and get some help

dirty old man
 

and advice. Yuk, there's some real sleaseballs who hang around on these forums! Some of them seem quite nice, then when you click on their profile link you end-up on a really gross porno site! Still, we have been given some good advice on the forum, even if it is a bit like being in an institute for sex offenders!

And Mr Vava has also been very good. He has taken a look at meia-calca.com and thinks that we've done a really good job on the design and layout - *blows on fingernails*. He says that the site will be successful, once we can start generating some traffik...

Oh, and we've found a buyer for my dear little car (*sniff*) and are delivering it to them tomorrow.

Sunday11th December 2005.

Disaster has STRUCK again!!!!!!!!!!!

We were taking the car to be sold when an excited donkey ran out into the road. I swerved violently to avoid hitting the donkey, but could not avoid hitting a stone wall! The car's a write off!!! Isabela and I were badly shaken up but managed to escape serious injury...

donkey erection
Sunday 11th December 2005.

No insurance.

 

The car wasn't insured.

red fashion tights
Sunday 11th December 2005.

*Blurgh*  Isabela says that I should try to keep this blog on track. Ok, ok: pantyhose. Meia-calca.com has thousands of high quality meia-calca.com pantyhose photos, and I thought I'd chose my favourite meia-calca.com pic of Isabela. Her red tights remind me of the days before meia-calca.com when we were youngsters and used to touch each other intimately... well, you know the rest! Right, duty done...

*eek*  No car to sell, no back rent payed! A financial advisor called Carlos was going to buy the car. We rang him and explained what happened. Carlos cycled over to the crash site and wouldn't even take the wrecked car for nothing *sobs*. We can't afford to have the car towed back to our apartment, and so abandoned it there on the side of the road, like a dead husky dog...

Ana in black tights
Tuesday 13th December 2005.

We've got our first customer!!! and a very satisfied Member as well!

Meia-calca.com puts the customer first and has thousands of pantyhose photos and movies. Amongst which are 100s of photos of 'moi'. I don't really like being photographed. One of my favourites of me, though, is pictured on the left.

I was so horny during this photo shoot and had to let Izzy pleasure me afterwards!

*so excited*

Friday 16th December 2005.

*shrieks*

Today was supposed to be the last day at college before we break up for the Christmas holiday.

At lunchtime Izzy and I were called to the college Principle's office. Mr Pessoa, the Principle, is a horrid little man who smells of pickles and pipe

fishnet tights, yellow, blue, red
tobacco. Mr Pessoa told us straight out that he was expelling us, for bringing the college into disrepute. Disrepute?! We asked for an explanation and Pessoa told us that he knew all about meia-calca.com and would not tolerate pornography being associated with his campus. We are expelled, never to return!

How did Pessoa find out about meia-calca.com? What will Izzy and I do now? We are so short of money at the moment that we're having to share a bed and burn furniture to keep warm!

Monday 19th December 2005.

A traumatic weekend...

True to his word, Pedro kicked us out of the apartment at miday on Saturday. We weren't prepared. We thought that what with it being Christmas and all, Pedro would allow us to stay at least until the holidays are over. No dice. Pedro told us that he already has another tenant for the apartment, a Peruvian tree surgeon who needs occupancy right away. It was a mad rush to get all our things together. We were both in tears. Isabela is now living with Bruna, and I am staying permanently at Rodrigues' place.

Homeless and penniless: isn't life just grand...

boots and tights
Bruna welcomes Isabela
schoolgirl wearing pantyhose
Carla, shortly before her fight with Isabela
Thursday 22nd December 2005.

Well, now we know who did the dirty on us! It was Carla!!! She'd been called to the Principle's office, where Mr Pessoa told her off (again) for wearing skirts that are too short for college regulations. In order to put herself in a better light, Carla told Pessoa about meia-calca.com. The bitch!!! Izzy was so mad that she went down to the college and had a fight with Carla!

I'm not finding it easy staying at Rodrigues' place, and spend most of my time fighting off his stiffy. Worse still, Rob is very put out by it all and is now saying that he no longer has translation work for me! I need to find a job: meia-calca.com is not happening quick enough for us!

"The play was a great success, but the audience was a disaster." -   Oscar Wilde

snow tights

 

Saturday 24th December 2005.

I just want to wish everyone a HAPPY CHRISTMAS and a MERRY NEW YEAR!!!

Rodrigues has gone to his parents place for Christmas. He wanted me to go with him but I'd already told Izzy and Bruna that I would be having Christmas dinner with them. Rodrigues and I had a bit of a row about it and now he's gone off in a huff. Hooray, I've got rid of him for the best part of a week!

Thing is, I've never gotten along with my own mother and father, and Izzy's parents were killed in a freak lawn bowling accident, so all we have is each other; well, and now Bruna as well. We're having chicken for Christmas dinner (it's all we can afford), and afterwards we're going to try on our new pantyhose!

Monday 26th December 2005.

A good - if somewhat surreal at times - Christmas Day. Izzy and Bruna were on fine form and we all had a lot of fun!

I found time today to do another Ana's Review, and this one looks at photos of men in pantyhose. I find stiffys in nylon very exciting. Izzy says that some of the pics in our Pantyhose Prick section are obviously 'gay'. What's wrong with that?! although I tried to avoid gay pics that were too sexually graphic. Meia-calca.com is, after all, a pantyhose site; and an awful lot of men who are into this fetish like to wear pantyhose themselves, whether they're straight or gay or whatever.

I'm seeing Rob this evening *goes all dreamy*. A Christmas drink, and hopefully we can mend some fences as well...

(ps. naughty bits blanked out in the Review on the right. Full reviews can be found in the Member's section of www.meia-calca.com)

porn review

This is a classic '**** in tights' photo. The guy's slim and angular, and not too hairy. His stiff **** juts out from a black pantyhose. His body is offered towards the viewer. The bed is soft and inviting. It makes you want to kneel before him, run your hands up and down his pantyhosed thighs and take his ***** into your mouth, savouring the taste, smell and feel of **** and nylon.

prick in pantyhose
Thursday 29th December 2005.

Rob came round for dinner last night. Half way through our meal the telephone rang. It was Rodrigues, calling from his parent's place. Rob watched me as I spoke on the phone (he has such wonderful eyes!). He knows about Rodrigues. He doesn't know about meia-calca.com. Should I tell him?

Life gets strange sometimes.

*sighs*

Moon River, wider than a mile,
I'm crossing you in style some day.
Oh, dream maker, you heart breaker,
wherever you're going I'm going your way.
Two drifters off to see the world.
There's such a lot of world to see.
We're after the same rainbow's end,
waiting 'round the bend,
my huckleberry friend,
Moon River and me.

      Moon River MP3

yellow and blue parrot
Saturday 31st December 2005.

*eek* what a terrible mess!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yesterday evening Rob and I decided to have an early night. We were just drifting off to sleep when we heard some noises. Before we knew what was happening, there was Rodrigues standing in the bedroom doorway!!!! He wasn't supposed to be coming back until Monday!!!! God, what a terrible scene ensued, made worse because Rodrigues' parents had given him a parrot for Christmas. There were fists and feathers flying everywhere!!!

Urrrrrgh, I'm still terribly upset by it all and am staying with Izzy and Bruna.

Blurgh..............................................

Friday 6th January 2006.

A happy New Year! and a rather hectic week!

It's not much fun sleeping on Bruna's sofa (there's only room for two in Bruna's bed, and Isabela already has her place there), so I decided to swallow my pride and ask my parents for a loan. It

Pantyhose nun
Invite Jesus into your life
was a bad idea, because my parents refused to help me and we ended-up having a row. It made me very depressed.

Feeling very ragged I had another crying session with Mr Vava. He said his financies were tight at the moment but he'd do me a small loan, at 17.5% interest. Now I have some money again, but alas not enough to rent an apartment. Rob's got more translation work for me. It's dribs and drabs, though, and I really need to find a full time job. Meia-calca.com now has more members. It's still happening too slowly to get me out of my financial crisis.

And Isabela seems to be having some sort of a crisis: at Christmas she avidly watched all the religious programmes on tv and has started going to church regularly! Who would have thought it! Isabela has always been an archetypal heathen! Bruna, who's an arctophile, is also very worried about Isabela.

Tuesday 10th January 2006.

We're now into double figures for meia-calca.com members! Real money is starting to materialise! Problem is, there's a one month delay before the processing company pays us. Also, 10% of all the money is held back for six months in what's called a 'rolling reserve'. The rolling reserve is a sort of insurance against chargebacks. Chargebacks are when someone makes a purchase with their credit card and then complains to the credit card company that they didn't get what they paid for, and want their money back. Chargebacks are very frequent in the online adult industry because there's a lot of rip-off merchants; ie, a punter gets promised the earth on the free tour, then when they sign-up and go to the member's area they discover that the promises aren't lived-up to. The bad egg webmasters figure that if a punter purchases a membership to, say, 'Sissies get Spanked', then discover that they've been ripped-off, they're hardly going to complain to their credit card company about it; yet a surprisingly large number do! and when a chargeback occurs, it's not only the cost of membership that has to be refunded, there's also

 

quite a high penalty fee imposed by the credit card company. Hence, many processing companies maintain a rolling reserve of their merchant's money, against the risk of chargebacks.

fridge sex
Hmm, no chargebacks in here.
Saturday 21st January 2006.

Haven't been able to blog much for the last week or so because we've been too busy updating the site! In particular the colour tights section and


How many people are into red tights?
 

Izzy's crazy red tights section. This has involved some hard business decisions, since we want meia-calca.com to make money but we also want the site to appeal to both men and women, which is a tough juggling act! In the end we agreed to have in the colour tights sections mostly stuff that will appeal to men who like looking at women, balanced against material for women who like looking at men in pantyhose, and men who like looking at men in pantyhose, and women who like looking at women in pantyhose. Phew, human sexuality is so complex!

Izzy says that red is the colour of the Lord and insists on having a separate section for red pantyhose (much like her ballet section). I figure that people who are into the pantyhose fetish will enjoy the very wide variety of genres/images that can be found on meia-calca.com. It's a very unique site in that respect.

Tuesday 7th February 2006.

See my previous excuse for lack of blog activity... and with such a huge web site we have to make it easy for members to find their way around our pantyhose paradise. So, at the top of every single

 

page we've put a navigation bar. Meia-calca.com has a soft-core section and a hardcore section, both linked from the main member's page. The soft-core navigation bar is a greenish colour. The hardcore navigation bar is a reddish colour, as shown below.

   Meia-calca Members        Ana & Isabela's photos    Ballet     Fashion     Vixens     Sluts     Red     Colours

   Meia-calca Members         Pantyhose Pussy     Feet & Fingers     Insertions     Penetration     Cum Shots
   Ana & Isabela's photos      Pantyhose Prick     Blowjobs     Potpourri     Watersports     Big Women     Movies

Tuesday 7th February 2006.

Oh, and I forgot to add that the links have been disabled on the above navigation bars.

Not that it matters much.

This blog was Izzy's idea. Does anyone actually read it..?

Saturday 4th March 2006.

I've been lazy again with this blog! Just got back from a dreamy walk in the woods with Rob and now have some time to write.

We now have a huge number of photos in the red tights section and an equal number in the colour tights section. One big problem we've had is finding a payment processor who can supply our customers with a join/payment page in Portuguese. Everything on the internet is geared towards the English language, despite the fact that the other major languages make up the greater percentage of online activity! Here's some recent statistics (2004) for languages in use on the internet:

1) English = 295.4 million users – 42%
2) Chinese = 110 million users – 15.9%
3) Spanish = 72 million users – 10.4%
4) Japanese = 66.8 million users – 9.6%
5) German = 55.3 million users – 8%
6) French = 33.3 million users – 4.8%
7) Portuguese = 25.7 million users – 3.7%

 

You'll see that the Portuguese language is only a short head behind the French language - livrer aux chiens - yet it's hardly catered for on the internet!

 


A dreamy walk in the woods with Rob.

Wet! Wet!! Wet!!!
Monday 10th April 2006.

We tried using an American payment processing company and inadvertantly it made us rethink our watersports section. The company had a look at our site to make sure it came within their guidelines. Ha! because of USC 2257 the American processing companies are getting more and more paranoid/conservative: this particular company didn't take to photos of warm pee and pantyhose. Heck, I didn't much like them either, and told Izzy so when we first set-up the site! Thing is, Izzy is as stubborn as me and does not like being told what to do. It was only after telling the American processing company to take a jump that we both agreed that we could live without the urinary stuff.

Instead, wet stuff! pantyhose in swiming pools, showers, baths, rivers, lakes, the sea, and mud, lots of mud! I must say that I find the wet stuff very erotic. We have both soft-core and hardcore galleries, and Izzy can't stop looking at them!

Tuesday 11th April 2006.

Mud, mud, mud... the last six months have been very muddy, and I suppose that you, dear reader, want the dirt. Well, Isabela and I were made homeless at Christmas (see previous posts on this page) and we both ended-up living at Bruna's apartment. Izzy got religion during the Christmas holiday and has since worked her way through Christianty, Islam, Judaism, Hinduism, haven't-got-a-clue-ism, and is now a Zorasthranian (sp?), whatever that is. Not sure that it matters much, because Isabela is now working as a croupier in an Estoril casino. Well, all the great religions recognise that life is all about beating the odds.

As for me, I LOVE ROB!!!!!! but he no longer loves me (I'd put a sad smiley in here, but can't figure out how to do it) ever since last month when he finally found out about meia-calca.com.

Men are so backward/conservative, and are so dreadfully stuck in the anal stage!

*blurgh*

 

As for me, I now have a live-in job at the Lisbon donkey sanctuary, where a girl can see all the muscles and stiffies she wants without the emotional fallout.

Meia-calca.com continues to earn Izzy and I enough to keep us smoking cigarettes. The big dream still hasn't happened, though.

Meia-calca.com is one of the best pantyhose/nylon fetish sites on the net (I should know, Izzy and I built the site) and it's in Portuguese, Spanish, English and French. Yet because of all the crappo porn out there it gets lost in the mire. Oh well, no one ever said that life is fair.

*sniff*

Have to go and give relief to a donkey with five legs...

 

 

 
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