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  Name:  Ana
  Age:  21
  Occupation:  Pin removal agent
  Country:  France
  Website:  www.meia-calca.com

Oh, and a quick update on more personal matters: after that horrid stint washing dishes, I got a job at a car wash in Estoril (Izzy told me about the job). The pay wasn't particularly good, and I had to live in a tent, yet it was fun being in a seaside resort and of course I was able to lick Izzy on a regular basis. She's still working as a croupier at the casino, and she has board and lodging at the casino as part of her job package. Hence she wasn't able to put me up when I arrived there (the casino does not allow guests to stay overnight because of added pressure on the water pipes) and hence that's why I had to live in a tent behind the car wash.

Ana helping with Joel's vines

So, I'm now living in middle-of-nowhere France (it's VERY rural here). Joel owns a large, rambling farm house with some land, 8 chickens, 4 ducks and a cow. Joel's wife came from a wealthy family and tragically she died two years ago in mysterious circumstances. Since then Joel has been living alone, trying to cope with his grief. And the job..? Well, Joel is a shrewd businessman and his latest venture is called Goupille Service de Chemise (or: GSC), and I am employed as a sales agent. Did you know that every year in France more than 1000 people are horribly injured because they didn't remove all the pins from a new shirt?! Goupille Service de Chemise (in English: Shirt Pin Removal Services) has been set-up to address this problem, and make money out of it. My money comes from visiting people in their homes and getting 10% commission if I can persuade them to use GSC. Business is a bit slow at the moment but Joel assures me that when the warmer weather comes it'll be a sure winner!

And because business is slow, and because I'm in France, I thought I'd have yet another go at reading À la recherche du temps perdu (trans: In search of lost time) by Marcel Proust, which is the longest novel ever written, consisting of seven volumes spanning some 3,200 pages and teeming with more than 2,000 characters! Proust began writing À la recherche in his late thirties and when he died 15 years later the novel was still unfinished. Such dogged determination to complete a mammoth task gives me hope and inspiration for our porno web site venture.

And talking of lost time, I'll be 22 in March yet this blog is still titled "Confessions of a Portuguese

In search of lost time

Teenager". Oh well, in the wacky world of cyberspace things are never quite what they seem. Is Ana what she seems..?

Je pense donc je suis

We're starting to put together our February update and as promised it's massive!!! (and an awful lot of hard work - *blurrrgh*). We've added more Hooters, more Wet & Messy, more Men and sections for Halloween, Cheerleaders and Cosplay. There's more than 1100 photos, and all of pantyhose! I will sound like the record is stuck again when I say that no other site that has this fetish so widely covered - *blows on fingernails*

I received an e-mail from Mia this weekend. I was somewhat surprised because I haven't heard from her for more than a year. That business at the donkey sanctuary left me emotionally drained and Mia's mail re-opened old wounds. It was nice to hear from her, however, and now we're catching up on each other's news.

Amongst other things, I've been telling Mia about GSC (Goupille Service de Chemise). Joel has just received planning permission to build a big shirt pin removal plant. Joel is very excited about it all and has already started hiring staff for the plant.

Our February update has now been uploaded, and next month's update will be just as big. Ah, the spring; did you know that I was born on the first day of spring? No!? Oh well, now you know.

Joel has already begun building the pin removal plant. There's masses of workmen and diggers and building materials, and it's all happening in the wood at the bottom of the meadow. It seems a strange place to build a factory! and Joel spends most of the day directing the builders inbetween consulting huge piles of drawings. In just the last few weeks, Joel has managed to hire 30 of the 100 or so workers he will need for the factory. As for me, I still haven't managed to make a single shirt pin removal sale (*depressed*).

One of Joel's new staff watching the factory being built

I'm now very fit, though, because I use a bicycle for transportation, and, as I said in a previous post, this is a VERY rural area.

Spring has come early here in middle-of-nowhere France, although the nights are still veerrry cold! I was listening to a Canadian radio station on the internet and apparently it's 45 below in Medicine Hat...

Ana tries to stay calm while interviewing a piece of perfect symmetry