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      Name:  Ana     Age:  19
      Occupation:  Student
      Country:  Portugal
      Website:  www.meia-calca.com

September 2005. My new blog!

This is my first entry, to see if I can get the hang of this stupid software.

Yes, it works!

fishnet tights
Some friends: why don't you start a porno web site?
Monday 26th September 2005.

Well, after a long, hot summer here in Lisbon, Isabela and I have started back at college for the final year of our photography degree - blurgh! We both thought that the course would be an easy 3 years - alas, our tutors really pile on the work! Our biggest worry, though, has been finding the rent for our apartment. We both have jobs to supplement our meagre student grants yet never seem to have enough money to live on. At a party last night one of our friends suggested that we start a porno web site and become rich beyond our wildest dreams. Hah, I should think so!

Wednesday 28th September 2005.

A horrid day! I missed my bus and had to walk to the college in the pouring rain. Then Mr Domingues gave me an extra assignment which involves a whole heap of work. Then, when Isabela and I got back to our apartment this afternoon, we found the phone bill waiting for us, a huge phone

 
bill! Isabela says that I spend too much time talking to my boyfriend. Hah, and she knows me and Rodrigues are no longer an item. More likely she is on the internet too much. But how do we pay the phone bill? Too depressed to write anymore...


Internet Watch Foundation - Extreme Porn

Thursday 29th September 2005.

She is on the internet too much... a porno web site, why not? asked Isabela. I told her I think it's a tacky idea.

color tights
Saturday 1st October 2005.

Another bad day (some people treat waitresses like slaves), more bills have arrived and the rain this week has given me a stinking cold. I think pornography exploits and degrades women, so I told Isabela that if we do a porno web site it has to be from a woman's point of view. But what sort of porn? Isabela suggested lesbian stuff (she's always swung both ways). I wasn't too keen on this idea and feel that the dykes are best left in Holland. We drank coffee and had a brainstorming session. We decided that we should do sexy stuff that we both enjoy. The answer was obvious: pantyhose. Isabela and I both get turned on by wearing nylon. So, our web site would be all about pantyhose.

I'm now quite excited by the idea!

black tights
That's me on the front page!

Sunday 2nd October 2005.

We have spent all day designing the look of our web site. Isabela is the tech head, while I do most of the creative stuff. Techy tells me that the preview part of the site won't be online for another week yet (apparently we have to get a name and web stuff for it). When it's online I'll post the link here...

www.meia-calca.com

(ps. 'meia-calca' - pronounced mayersh kahlser - is Portuguese for 'pantyhose')

Tuesday 4th October 2005.

More brainstorming! We now have to find the content for our web site, and we didn't realise just how much content we would need in order to get people to pay their hard earned cash to view it.
 

girl wearing baseball boots
One of Isabela's friends

 
As photography students both Isabela and I have large portfolios. Problem is, we don't have many photos of people in pantyhose. We can soon rectify this and have our cameras at the ready. The real problem is just what sort of photos should we take? We had a look at other porn sites on the net. Yuk! most of them are really, really tacky, particularly the ones with hardcore content. Hardcore? Yes, we both agreed that we should have some hardcore content. Porn models look so mechanical and unnatural, like they're doing the ironing rather than making love; and the girls are treated like slabs of meat. So, we've decided to use only amateur hardcore, while the majority of the site will be our own professional soft-core - soft-core leaves much more to the imagination, and the imagination is the most erotic thing there is.

Wednesday 5th October 2005.

Isabela is a bitch! We both agreed that we would create www.meia-calca.com for women as well as men, yet Izzy is now saying that we have to be practical and aim our content entirely at men, since they are the biggest users of online porn. Humpf! a large number of women get their rocks off via the internet (Izzy herself being a case in point) and the whole idea of our web site is sensuality rather than graphic sexuality, and sensuality is a woman's thing.

Our arguement came to a head when I said that we must have plenty of stiffys in the hardcore amateur section, and a section of the site dedicated to men in pantyhose. Isabela said that men in pantyhose look gross. I disagree - although I do wish they would shave their legs! I find men in pantyhose incredibly sexy and have been photographing them for a number of years now (it's my little secret). Isabela said that she would only agree to a men in pantyhose section if she could also have a lesbian section. In the end

 
we compromised: I got my pantyhosed men section and Isabela got an overproportion of pantyhosed lesbian movies.
 

man in pantyhose
Rodrigues was far too hairy

Ana in black pantyhose
I think I have better legs than Rodrigues

Saturday 8th October 2005.

Today was my first photo shoot for the web site. Izzy took the pictures, so it wasn't as nerve wracking as it could have been (I much prefer being behind the camera) and I certainly have better legs than Rodrigues. After a while I loosened up and even began to enjoy the shoot. Having Izzy photograph me in this way made me incredibly aroused. It reminded me of when we were kids, 13 or 14-years old, and I used to stay over at Izzy's house. I would sleep in her bed and sometimes we would kiss and touch each other intimately. It's my only experience of doing it with another girl and because it was so naughty I used to wear a pantyhose as a kind of chastity belt (it didn't keep Izzy out for very long!). Tomorrow I get revenge, when Izzy will have to pose in front of my camera!

white tights
Isabela seduces the camera

Sunday 9th October 2005.

Unlike me, Isabela loves being photographed. She comes from a very traditional rural family and I think that's why she's so outrageous; whereas I have a French father and Portuguese mother and was born and raised in Lisbon. Avoir la trique: these photo sessions are having a strange effect on me!

Isabela's photo shoot

Monday 10th October 2005.

Half term, and a good opportunity to shoot more stuff for the web site, if it weren't for the fact that Rodrigues has been pestering me. He keeps asking about meia-calca.com and says that only whores get involved in pornography. I keep telling him to get lost. I think that secretely he wants a slice of the action. Well, he's not going to get it!

angry Ana

lesbian ballet dancers
It's supposed to be a pantyhose site, not lesbian!

Tuesday 11th October 2005.

And the bills remain unpaid, so we paid a visit to Mr Marques, our bank manager. Izzy wore red pantyhose, I wore sheer black pantyhose. Mr Marques' glasses steamed-up and surprise, surprise we managed to get a loan to cover our short term expenses. Izzy insists on having a ballet section on the web site, which, surprise, surprise, contains a lot of lesbian content. Izzy and I first met at ballet lessons, and despite my now awkward, gangling teenage self I would still love to be a ballet dancer; whereas Izzy would still love to do a ballet dancer!

Friday 14th October 2005.

The preview part of the web site is now up and running. That was enough hard work for me, yet we still have to build the Member's site, and neither of us realised what a huge task this is! We're talking about thousands and thousands of photos and movies which all have to be built into an equal number of web pages - humpf, I'm glad I'm not the tech head on this project!

 

girls in pantyhose taking photos

 

But with Izzy up to her eyes in HTML most of the photo shoots have been my responsibility, and all week I've been photographing like crazy. I've really enjoyed it and Izzy and I are fortunate in that we have lots of friends who like to model. With Mr Marques' help we also found time to check out some of the opposition. Two things became most apparent: firstly, a lot of sites promise the earth in the preview section, but don't deliver the goods in the members section; secondly, there are many sites which call themselves 'pantyhose' yet have more stockings content than pantyhose. Don't they realise that when it comes to fetish stuff there's a big difference between the two!

Another thing: sites which say they have tens of thousands of photos, but when you look at the galleries it's obvious that they've thrown in every single photo that was taken, to bump-up the numbers, regardless of the quality and whether one photo is only slightly different from the next. Izzy and I are adamant that we will use only the best photos from our shoots - even if it means that to begin with we'll have thousands instead of tens of thousands of photos - and the content will be pantyhose. We want to give a quality product to our customers in the hope that they'll keep coming back for more!

Citroen 2CV
Ana gazes lovingly at her new car

Saturday 15th October 2005.

To do the photo shoots we've had to hump around all our gear on buses, which has soon become tiresome. So, we decided to blow some of the bank loan on a car. We needed something cheap to buy and cheap to run. Isabela wanted a BMW. I wanted a Deux Chevaux (en anglais, Citroen 2CV). I'm the only one with a driving licence, so no prizes for guessing what we ended-up with...

Sunday 16th October 2005.

Today, Isabela was taking photos of her special friend, Bruna. I'm now of course the chauffeur. We wanted an outdoor shoot and so I drove them to a quiet spot on the outskirts of Lisbon. It was a beautiful, sunny Sunday morning. The shoot went well (pics for non-members Here, and for members Here) until some worshippers started coming out of a nearby church, having done their worshipping for the morning. Thing is, even with soft-core, many models who are on a shoot don't like the public viewing their assets. No problem with Bruna, though, who's as outrageous as Isabela, particularly when Isabela started worshipping Bruna's body in full view of the congregation. I took the camera from Isabela's neck and started snapping away. Isabela and Bruna were really going at each other! Turned-on, I think, by the fact that they had an audience of God fearing Portuguese, one of whom said they thought it was disgusting and were going to call the police.

 
I got some great shots of Bruna and Isabela. I can't post them here because this blog is open to all and sundry. Perhaps I can persuade the girls to let me put the photos in the hardcore section of the site?

fashion pantyhose
Bruna is moist in the morning heat

Monday 17th October 2005.

First day back at college after half term and I'm too exhausted to write much... except, Isabela is being a pain in the neck again: some of the

naked ballet dancers
What, no pantyhose?

 

galleries she's creating for the ballet section don't feature pantyhose!

Isabela says that with their long legs and taut mucles and graceful lines, ballerinas are incredibly sexy. We can create a niche within a niche, she declaimed, for people who are into ballet dancers, especially ballet dancers who are showing their all.

I agree that ballet dancers are incredibly erotic. Even in some of the well known performances, at times it looks like the dancers are simulating cunnilingus and fellatio, and in just about any performance it looks like they're all about to hump each other! I'm not sure we should mix-up our niches, though.

What do you think?

schoolgirl pantyhose
Carla likes it from the rear
Wednesday 19th October 2005.

College continues to be a drag. Izzy and I are bunking off on Friday to do more shoots. It's not really truancy, more a day out of the classroom for work experience.

Although our time in the classroom is a bore, we do try to use it to our advantage and are rapidly building up our schoolgirl galleries. Today I took some pics of Carla, who was pretending to understand algebra.

Legend has it that Carla once let the college football team have her, in the boiler room and in a similar position to the one shown on the left. When it comes to abstract calculus I'm not quite sure that all 11 went into 1, yet it seems that Carla came pretty close.

Friday 21st October 2005.

We managed to take lots of photos today, even though we spent a large part of the morning consoling Mrs Fraga, our neighbour. Mrs Fraga is a sweet old lady who lives alone. Her only companion is her cat, Toto, and Toto's been kidnapped and held to ransom! Apart from Mrs Fraga's distress, cats are very territorial creatures and caged-up by strangers poor Toto must be suffering terribly. It's amazing the depths people will stoop to in order to get money?!

ransom demand

 

 

red tights
Ana feeling stupid

 

 


Izzy's sexy feet
Saturday 22nd October 2005.

Ana the movie star! Not quite, just some short clips for the preview section, and me prancing around like an idiot in front of the camera. Isabela, of course, was a natural; which begged the question: how much are we going to charge for membership of our site? Some sites charge as much as 40 Euros a month. I think that's way too much and suggested 15 Euros to begin with, since we're still building-up our content. Isabela said that our content is very specialised and some of it quite unique, so we'll charge a 25 Euro monthly membership fee. Hah, who am I to argue?

As well as movies we've also been doing some fashion shoots for the web site; yes, we have three different sections for fashion: high fashion, colour tights and red tights. This is Isabela's idea, and I told her, yes, but red tights are colour tights, so why have different sections for them?! Izzy loves red tights, though, and insists on having a separate section for them. Then she became a tease when she asked me if I wanted her to rub my body with her red pantyhosed feet. My feet are too big, yet Izzy's feet are really sexy and I almost said yes!

Sunday 23rd October 2005.

The bastards! the lowlife bastards!!! Mrs Fraga paid the ransom but Toto has not been returned to her. Instead the kidnappers are demanding more money. Mrs Fraga was in tears when she told us that Toto has diabetes and needs daily medication. Without that medication Toto can only live for three or four days, and it's been more than 48 hours already! The bastards! We told her that she must get the authorities involved immediately and rang the police station for her. The desk sergeant didn't seem too concerned and muttered something about "it's only a bloody cat". The cheek

of it! Our taxes pay their wages! In the end the desk sergeant reluctantly agreed to send someone round in the morning to take a statement; but Toto could be dead by then!

hungry cats

Sunday 23rd October 2005.

God, what a day! As if this Toto business hasn't been enough, Rodrigues turned up at the apartment late this evening. He was drunk and kept calling me a slut because of the web site stuff, while in the next breath he was blathering on about how much he loves me. I had to deal with him on my own because Bruna was having Izzy for dinner this evening. Rodrigues was eventually dispatched into the night with the promise that I'll "have coffee with him sometime". The fool. On top of this I have a mountain of work that needs to be done for college tomorrow morning. All these distractions means that I'll have to be up half the night to finish it.

Feeling very low and depressed about things, especially that stupid web site. It was all Izzy's idea - Blurgh!

munch the scream

 
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